Dear Chicken and other animal USB friends
Remember when we were playing tag and then the Great Ones picked me up? Well, it has been good/bad since then. First they throw me in a bag along with a box of paperclips, yeah PAPERCLIPS!! How do they think they can treat me like that? Then they toss me and a bunch of other random stuff in a motorized shopping cart (with air conditioning). Then they went 30 steps to a different place and brought back a big roll of red stuff with a picture of a polar bear with a thing around its neck Ha! HAHAHA!!! I laugh at the dying bear that eat penguins.
Then the worst part happened: then covered me in the red stuff and I was trapped in a case so I couldn’t do anything but wait and wait and wait.
Finally I heard screeching and big feet coming toward me. Yes! My saviours! They came and freed me from the red stuff and the big case that all of us have around us. Oops! Correction: all of us but me. Yay I’m free!
But then the worst part happened: they decapitated me!!! Then shoved my neck in a thingy they call a laptop. I laughed a little because the inside with the circuits were tickelly. Then they put my head on my body and nothing else happened. Life with the Great Ones isn’t that bad.
Remember still, DON’T GET CHOSEN for a Christmas present or…Anything else.