“Wow! That was the best super cablamo awesome weird monster party bash ever!! But I’m tired now. Time for bed plus I’m wearing my nightcap already so I’m all ready for sleep. Sleep ….. come and get me …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
[12 hours later - shhhh ... I have a security camera focused on his nest just in case he makes any plans for total world domination]
”Wow, that was a good sleep, so it’s time to get dressed. I just need to put my ghouly sock on my tail because I have to look stylish before I scare people. Now, for breakfast! Slurp. Slurp. My pancookies are delicious especially blender style. They are so good being sipped with a straw. Oh no! I’m going to be late … for scaring people. I think I’ll head to the park and scare some adults. My record last time was 25! It’s way more fun with the adults because the children at the playground really don’t know what fear is. I hope those kids grow up soon.”
This is my other monster called Bunnysaur. Guess what I heard him say in his job interview for a police air scout? He really wants to use his enormous beak to knock out crime …. and other people if he’s allowed.
“Wow, my feet are big! But that means I’m really lucky. Thanks to my feet, I can hop in the air and fly. When I’m flying, I feel faster than sound with the wind whistling in my ear and I pass objects in a blur. Yes, I’m just that speedy. My wing span is as big as a tour bus and with my bird’s eye view I feel INVINCIBLE! I get all my energy from eating cold chicken noodle soup that I steal from people when they make it and let it cool. Wait …. that wasn’t me … that could have been anybody. Forget the soup. I think you should know that I like to rap in the suburbs and say, ‘Word. Yo dog’. Criminals are always drawn to that kind of stuff. You won’t find an air scout better than me! So, did I make it? Did I get the job? Before you answer that think carefully about whether you want your head pecked off … or not.”
I’m glad I have these two monsters under surveillance. Hey, Ghostfish just picked up a car! That’s a sudden movement. Gotta go. Remember keep your distance from these two. Don’t trust Bunnysaur even if he says he’s working for the police. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.